Thursday, February 28, 2008

Auto Driver

The title might sound like a low budget B-grade rendition of the Scorcese classic "Taxi Driver" but let me assure that it ain't. The very word 'Auto-driver' will give us images of sweaty cream-shirted guys out there to swindle every penny u have got. I myself have gone into quiet a few duels with them with regard to the cost of travel....many of them turning very colourful in a vocabulary sense but off-late i could not help but notice the bright side of the race. The thing i have noticed is that the moment the meter is down u have a completely different person to deal with. Some are friendly, some just go about their business, but most importantly they tend to take shade which is far adrift from what i have described them as before. I suppose all the mumbling will not help unless i give a few examples...and i intend to do just that....

Example 1:

I was on my way to a friends house....a place i have never been before. After a minor altercation with the Auto-Driver (AD) regarding return fare we were on our way (for the record..i told him to tow my line..or go fish..and towing he did). Initially the AD was not enthused about taking me on this trip...but unfortunately this poor had neither the wallet nor lack of appetite to do things otherwise. I asked him to go slow so that i could locate this god-forsaken place were my friend lived. I also kept asking people for directions....and to my surprise the AD also joined the act and asked with the same desperation that i had to find this place. Was it desperation to get rid of me and move onto some other sucker he can swindle or did it sub-consciously become his duty, now that he has to give me the lift, to make sure i find this place and get to this friend of mine who is waiting for me? I would think the later was the driving force...and i was charmed. Sure it was small thing...but charmed all the same.

Example 2:

Another friend of mine miss the bus. As our bus drivers ain't the faint-hearted step on the gas without a worry in the world. This friend who doesn't have any of the athletic abilities that PT Usha can brag about had no other option but to hail an auto and order mercifully, "catch that bus". The AD i am quite sure must have thought in his mind," u got to be kiddin me dear"..but nevertheless gave it his best shot. What followed was a very spirited chase which finally ended up with AD honking with all his might on one hand and giving the accelerator a nice kick on the other. The objective was achieved. They were able to stop the bus ..the girl paid the AD got into the bus and reached college. The AD got paid but might live to regret the damages that might have happened to his 'bread-and-butter'...and did it all with slight grin.

Example 3:

My mom, as i have pointed out in the past is severely arthritic. However there are duties that she has to fulfill with dad being out of town. One such duty quite sometime ago was to repair our cassette player (which is why i stress on the 'quite sometime' part). Once mom got home she was received a welcome from Dog (impy) and no one else. I was playing a game on my comp, my sis was reading a novel and my grand-dad was lying down reflecting upon the life that he has lead. Mom tried in-vain to get our attention which only meant that she was left with two options

1) to pick the thing up herself
2) to teach impy a new trick on how to hold a cassette player on her back

As both these things were not feasible she gave the AD a very helpless look. The AD stepped up to the occasion and helped mom out with the player and went on his way. Oh and before i forget he had already been paid before he helped her out.

There are few more examples but then i fear that it might get repetitive. In short what i would like to say is that we should keep faith in our fellow beings. Not all are out there to make a mickey out of you and that includes the Auto Driver.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

A moment alone

Being a part of college like mine one is left with two choices...either u are part of a group of friends who u eat together, study together and do what not together....or u stay away from the confines of a group and mingle with anyone and everyone u want. I choose the latter option for a simple reason...that being that i am no longer in school anymore. One of the main features of going down the road that i have chosen is that u get to (maybe even forced to) spend time on ur own. I am one of those who doesnt mind spending time alone as i find myself very entertaining. Gosh i wish at times i had a friend like myself....life would have been very ....how do i put it...interesting.

I also have a habit of speaking a lot to myself. Now dont go about calling the nearest mental asylum already...i believe that it is a very common thing nowadays. I do have a lot conversations in my head and with many people who i know and whose reaction i can predetermine... Recently i had this conversation with the Lord our God...excerpts of the conversation are given below:

Me: GOD? u there? God!!!
(no reponse...begining to believe that my earlier stance of being an aethist was quite justified)
Me: GODDDDD!! oh come on...answer me God damnit...U there
God: yep
Me: Phew what took so u long...i was begining to believe that U dont exit
God: I exist in everyone dear...why should u be so circumspect
Me: U mean to say U r in everyone and everything
God: ofcourse...why who do u think i am not in?
Me: er...George Bush..Britney Spears...Andrew Symonds...those dudes who did all those Nithari murders...Dawood Ibrahim...Osam-
God: Ok ok...i got it...there are a few messed up souls down there..I admit..but i am in them too
Me: That seems reassuring....even Britney Spears?
God: even Britney Spears
Me: then why do they keep screwing up...u know..that chic keeps getting hospitalized...i mean she has made it a second home of soughts.
God: U see dear...we all screw up a little...some more some less...u don't think that u gone all through ur short little life without erring have u?
Me: hmmm...true..but when U see we..do u include urself too?
God: Yea sure...why not? I could have made mars and venus a bit more habitable..so that land wouldn't have been so scarce...I dunno...somethign about the name Mars ...sounds way too funny to have that on a postal address...don't u think? And dont let me start on Venus..
Me: For a man knows it all...u do seem a bit weird
God: I am the sum of all virtues my dear..all
Me: So tell me...what does the future hold for the world?...how long do u think will the EARTH last?
God: oh for quite a while...dont worry about that... i do have faith in ur people...i just u all do too
Me: But even then be a bit more precise...gimme a number..a year
God: Ok...5632
Me: really! what will happen then?
God: Can't say for sure...haven't plotted it yet.. but if i may be allowed to venture a guess..i would say a big comet will come visiting
Me: I see..interesting...What will happen to Indo-Pak relations?
God: After 5632? well i would imagine it will go up in smoke..
Me: No..not then..in the next 10 years or so.
God: Oh..like that...Pretty much status quo if u ask me. U c dear this whole Kashmir issue is for votes rather than heritage and the like....and with people like Rahul Gandhi being in the forefront i am quite certain they will not even be sure what on earth are they fighting for...but it is one of those things that will drag on...because for the simple reason that it just has to..
Me: oh ok...what about the Indian economy? How big will it get?
God: Oh very big..very very big..we will be the largest economy some day not so far from now.
Me: Really...u mean in the next 5 years ...6 years
God: oh not that close...i am thinking more like 2220..
Me:jeez that's not even close..that is a century from now..what good is that to me
God: Who ever told u that it was good to u...i see things in 70mm ..a year or two is small change in the grand landscape of the history of the universe
Me: Ok the most important question....what about me?
God: a year or two is small change in the grand landscape of the history of the universe
Me: (gulp) u mean i am history in the next few years...
God: If u dont watch out..but if u do..things will move on very smoothly...
Me: oh i c..so what do u think will happen to the Ambani brothers..who will be richer?
God: The Ambani's will both do very well if u ask me... there will be an event which will bring them together and they will merge the demerged and create even greater value for all...not excluding themsleves...
Me: ok need to make a mental note of that...Buy reliance shares pronto...and what abt Tata Steel...how big will that get..will it touch Rs 1000/ share any time soon...
God: Now wait a minute u smart alec..i am not ur stock broker..figure those things out on ur own..

...And so went our conversations...We went talking about religion, politics, movies, girls and so on...a very enlightning experience i must admit...always nice to hear from aperson who can see tomorrow.