You know ur rich when...

If ever there was a doubt that India is on the world stage or not, then the forbes list of billionaires for the 2007 would have answered most it..coz 36(yes u heard me right '36') indians have made it to the list this year, more then any other nation in the eastern hemisphere. Why would that concern me ur u, u might ask and to be totally honest with u it doesn't. But it is when u hear news like this that u wonder how these dudes and the odd dame do with so much money. Being the jobless fellow that i am..i started thinking about it..long and hard and came up with what i would think are the few indicators to ..well..indicate..that u are among the filthy rich brigade...so here it is..

1. When ur home's two phone numbers have different STD codes!!
2. When ur school of pet fishes eats a more lavish meal than everyone in Leskmi lodge(place where my friends dwell..and where i hang out) put together!!
3. When u have a car parked at every exit in CET waiting to pick u up after a hard day listening to Jain and Paddy!!
4. When u keep changing ur cell phones coz the ringtone doesn't suite ur mood!!(i am over doing the exclamation marks, ain't i)
5. When u feel treating my friends is a worthwhile investment.
6. When u engage in a bidding war with ur peers to buy my building sketches.
7. When u buyout the entire CET campus and renovate it so as to form an ideal locale to toilet train ur poodle.
8. When u have a Maybach.
9. When u buy Rinson "the simoqin prophecies" to help improve his english.
10. When u buy me a comb.