The Band of 'Whatevers'

It irritates me no end when i find out that my creation(this low life post that is) is presented to the world on the very same day that i loathe...Valentine's Day. Why do loathe this day? Quite simply for the fact that it keeps reminding me, what a no-good sucker i have turned out to be. But the only bright spot in all this is the fact that i am not alone...wooohoooo. Infact the number of no-good suckers are growing so thick and fast that we have decided to form a community...and that is called the F.LU.M.E.C.H. For the brainiac types flumech is short for fluid mechanics...but for us it stands for.. Foulmouthed-Loveless-Underachievers-Maintaining-Every-Cheetha( bad)-Habit. Yes that's it...lo and behold. We have a very strict selection criterion...which mainly is the following:

1. U cannot have a lovelife..infact people in the group are not supposed to be blessed with good looks..so that sought of solves it.
2. U have to know and repeatedly use the common bad words of the following languages- Hindi, English, Malayalam and Tamil( Other languages will be included if the group expands)
3. U cannot and i repeat cannot have good grades..no sir. Such people are sadly looked down upon
4. And last but not the least u must have some bad habit to call ur own..yes that's right ..smokin, dopin, drinkin...anything u r not very proud of but have it all the same
   

So do u have it in u to join...if so then...well..really nothing much...ur just it..be happy or sad that u r and move on in life. U may think that i have nothing better to do in my life than make stupid groups where only i and a handful of other can be a part of...coming to think of it..ur right.