Things I just don't get

Every once in a while there comes a time when things work in mysterious ways in my world....infact in all our lives. It is at times like these that no matter how smart we are we just don't get it. I personally love such moments because u can get to be dumb and not act it and hence save urself from taking the responsibilty of such things when they go wrong (coz normally things do go wrong). I am not a fan of being spoken to as a 4 year old but if that is what it takes then so be it.
To be very honest with u..this sought of happens quite often with me nowadays...worrying signs. I can't explain it...but when it happens u really can't do anything about it. To throw more light on this issue...i have taken the trouble to assemble a set of examples:
I just don't get..

1. When people visiting home ask u to take ur dog away before they have even seen her
   
2. When Paddy (refer last post to know who he is) cracks a joke
3. Why people insist on saying to the parents " this baby looks a lot like u" ( surely cannot be the scandal can it).
4. When people say "What are u doing here"..when u r in a temple or a library or a movie theatre
5. When i learn Structural Analysis or for that matter any other subject that Jain(refer last post to know who he is) has graced
6. When Zaroof(my intellectually challenged friend) beams over the fact that a girl slapped him across his face
7. Why the commies shout capitialism in bengal and communism here(i know it sounds too political...but well...i just don't get it)
8. Why girls expect an explaination for everything from u whether it concerns them or not
9. Why a billion people give a damn whether Shilpa Shetty is reminded about her Indian (if i am allowed to say that) roots.
10. How the hell Himesh Reshammiya sells albums

The list actually is much longer than that..but by now i hope 'u get it'.